Retired:
Can I quote you on that?
30 JAN 03
"You can't fight in here, this is a War Room!"

--Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

03 DEC 02
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

--Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

05 NOV 02
"Even Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water..."

--Leonard Cohen (Suzanne)

05 JUl 02

"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe"

--Unknown (saw that in a spam e-mail I got)

03 JUN 02

"You have the right to free speech... as long as you aren't dumb enough to actually try it!"

--The Clash (Know Your Rights)

12 MAY 02

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into Jet Engines."

--Unknown (sent by Silver Knight of HG)

28 FEB 02

"90% of the problems in the universe are caused by fluids either going where their not supposed to or not going where they are supposed to"

-Larry Nivien

22 JAN 02

"There is no Hell, there is only France"

--Frank Zappa